Or, at least scare 'em enough so that a Clinton parent writes a letter to the editor, expressing their concern about the outrageous, tasteless community of Ilion. Lord knows, (can you say Lord anymore?), the administration, class advisors, and school board have churned out class after class of murderous, hateful, death obsessed, morbid loving alumni. Or, perhaps it was the annual telecast of the dismemberment of The Scarecrow, in the Frank Baum classic, The Wizard of Oz that had the negative impact.

Take heart, rumor has it that the Clinton Warriors will be renamed soon. The word 'Warriors' carries too much of a brutal and violent connotation! It also seems to be lacking for the 'sanctity of life', since death and destruction is the goal of war. Any suggestions for a new name for the Clinton Warriors, that you would like to send along, will be duly noted. So would any comment, such as "LIGHTEN UP Clinton parents!" How's that for school spirit!